When the real thing’s off the table,
why not grab the next best thing?
Blowjob machines are your go-to for getting that G.O.A.T. throat experience whenever you want.
When the real thing’s off the table,
why not grab the next best thing?
Blowjob machines are your go-to for getting that G.O.A.T. throat experience whenever you want.
To put it simply, a blowjob machine is a sex toy to mimic the feeling of getting head.
They always use suction with or without vibration and stroking motions to make it as lifelike as possible.
There are A LOT of options, so let’s break it down and find the right one for you.
Are you after intense vibrations, deep strokes, rotations or a combination?
Here are the main types of blowjob machines:
Automatic Strokers: Hands-free or no work, all enjoyment.
Milking Machines: Ideal for those who crave that milking motion and like to be fully drained. Usually more expensive.
Vibrating Stimulators: Self-explanatory. Combines sucking with tingling vibrations.
Interactive Devices: Syncs with videos or apps for a fully immersive experience.
Portable Pleasures: Discreet and travel-friendly.
Are you looking for something that feels like the real thing, or are you open to more?
Do you prefer to be in control, or would you rather let the machine take over?
What is your ideal budget?
I’ve compiled a list of some options in each category, including honourable mentions.
And to be mindful of budgets, I have some at different price points.
(You’re welcome.)
Multiple vibration speeds and patterns
White model for soft vibrations, black model for those who want more intensity
Pressure pads create intense vacuum suction
2 core motors for stronger vibrations
Powerful motor and electronic air pump for thrusting and contracting sensations
Multiple modes for customisation
Magnets keep the cap on
Touch Screen
Sleek backpack design for on-the-go, discreet pleasure
Customisable stroker sizes to fit your member
Hands-free operation
Recommended for those who are less sensitive
Adjustable suction and telescopic movements (milking motion)
3 receiver sizes to fit most
Controlled by remote or mobile app
Discreet case with a built-in motor and storage for all equipment
Delivers delivering up to 8000 RPM
Lined with nubs and ribs
Suction Cup for hands-free fun
Interactive sound feature with included headphones
Touch control system for stroke length and speed
option to use the sleeve without its casing for extra girth
Hands-free operation for all Quickshot toys
10 vibration patterns that sync via Bluetooth with your favourite tunes or videos
6 suction patterns
Included headset with audio
4 stroke lengths, 8 speed levels, and up to 230 strokes per minute
FeelConnect app for interactive play, partner sync and immersive content
Sleeve is included
Sturdy design
Vibration, thrusting, and rotating modes
Long usage time - 2.5 hours
Textured sleeve included
Heating function
Detachable phone holder
Ergonomic design
Why?
It’s the one device that combines everything you’d want—
customisation, interactive play and top-tier design.
Simple four-button design for easy, intuitive control
Exclusive access to a free library of adult content, including downloadable blowjobs
Wi-Fi connectivity to sync with porn
Remote control option allows someone anywhere in the world to guide your pleasure
Hyper-Pulse feature for ball stimulation
Soft silicone lip with nubs and ridges for ball-tapping and massaging.
Customisable vibration settings
10 vibration modes
5 rotation modes
Soft, squeezable silicone with a textured, nubby interior
So there you have it.
Blowjob machines are the next best thing to getting head.
I just have two questions for you.
Which one will you try?
And,
Wait…
Why are you still here?